schni schna schnappi..

oh aku tgh obsess dengan lagu yg sangat cumel ini
mula dengan adik aku la kecoh kecoh cakap kat 8TV ada iklan dorang buat lagu ni jadik backgound music
dia siap rakam pastu bagi kat aku
aku mana la tengok tv.. aku tatau pape
so kitorg dalam kete dok dengar lagu ni berulang ulang ulang kali.
macam sangat cumell
kalah lagu bubblegum tu wahahaha

oh obsessi aku mengambil tempat aku aku cuba cari lagu giler2 babih kat internet
pazi boh lirik lagu ni kat forum, aku consult pakcik google, wham! dapatt.. wahahaha
ada 2 versi lagu ni.. satu ada OYAK! satu tader OYAK
yg ada OYAK tu dalam 8TV tu.. sangat cumell ahahaha
budak ni nyanyi beriye dia sebut KROKODIL tu wahahaha kawaii

selepas menggugel..

Schnappi is a popular song in Europe, sung by a four year old German girl, Joy Gruttmann.
The song held the #1 spot on the German charts for 10 weeks, beating 50 Cent and Robbie Williams.
The song is about a Crocodile, Schnappi, and his tendency to bite things. Written by Iris Gruttmann and Rosita Blissenbach, it was originally posted on the internet three years ago as a family joke, which was eventually stumbled upon by a German radio station. The song quickly became #1 in Germany, Austria, Switzerland, Belgium, the Netherlands, Norway, and Sweden; it even reached the top 10 in Australia and New Zealand.
With the success of Schnappi, many parodies and remakes were created as well. There is a heavy metal version of Schnappi, as well as a techno remix that they actually play in discotheques. There is also a parody of Schnappi which pokes fun at the German prime minister, Gerhard Schröder.

lagi..

4-Year-Old's 'Snappy' Hit Is No. 1 In Germany

The hottest thing in German music right now is a 4-year-old girl's made-up song about a crocodile.

Joy Gruttman's song, "Snappy the Little Crocodile" ("Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil"), is the No. 1 song on the German charts. Her family posted the song on a Web site as a joke, but a radio station in Cologne, Germany, got hold of it and made it a hit.

Gruttman is the youngest recording artist to make it to the German Top 10, let alone No. 1.

"Snappy" beat out songs by Kylie Minogue and Linkin Park. The song is even appearing as remixes in German dance clubs.

ni budak kecik yg nyanyi lagu tu
tader la cumel sangat wahahaha.. cumel lagi Anuar Zain wannabe tu
tapi kurang2 budak ni umo 4 tahun dah buleh buat lagu sendrik, budak nyanyi lagu Anuar Zain tu miming jer





saper nak dengar lagu full version yg ada OYAK! tu, donlod sini

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil.
Komm’ aus Agypten, das liegt direkt am Nil.
Zuerst lag ich in einem Ei,
dann schni schna schnappte ich mich frei

Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp
Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
hab scharfe Zähne, und davon ganz schön viel.
Ich schnapp mir was ich schnappen kann,
ja ich schnapp zu, weil ich das so gut kann.

Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp....

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
ich schnappe gern, das ist mein Lieblingsspiel.
Ich schleich mich an die Mama ran,
und zeig ihr wie ich schnappen kann

Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp...

Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil,
und vom Schnappen, da krieg ich nicht zu viel.
Ich beiß dem Papi kurz ins Bein,
und dann, dann schlaf’ ich einfach ein.

Schni Schna Schnappi
Schnappi Schnappi Schnapp...
OYAK!!

Dexter

oh aku probably not the only one who's watching this in Malaysia anymore, but most probably the first.. hehe
citer ni takkan sampai mesia, klu sampai pun banyak cencored.. mungkin sampai, tapi tayang dekat HBO jer mcm citer Deadwood dan Sex & the City

eyy ni bukan katun Dexter tu tau wahahaha
forum yg aku lepak tu mcm raving giler pasal citer ni so aku gave it a try la nak cuba2 tengok..
lepas tengok episod 1 aku mcm konpius sket, pastu mcm agak saiko la.. haha aku lak yg saiko..
citer dia tak berat sgt, tapi aa.. saiko
mcm somesort of a form of satire
lawak pun ada, buat aku mcm pening pala pada masa yg sama amazed dengan watak Dexter nih.. ah tak reti aa aku nak express prasaan aku ahahaha
mcm disturbing.. pada masa yg sama horrifying, dan buleh menimbulkan prasaan nak tergelak, saspen, sewel dan lelain lain dalam satu masa
tu la aku definisikan sebagai saiko.. wahahaha

Sinopsis aku
Dexter ni klu skali tengok dia ni mcm org biasa jer
dia keje dengan forensic (ingat forensic ingat CSI), a blood splatter analysis (mcm Catherine Willows), dia ni bukan exactly polis la, ah saper tengok CSI paham la maksud aku
and then dia mmg appears normal.. mcm org biasa jer..
hensem pun hensem jugak.. bodi baik wooo.. wahahaha
mcm org lain, gi keje balik keje, ada awek, suka budak2, relationshp dengan femili sangat baik, ada kengkawan.. normal aa..
tapi disebalik tu sumer sebenarnya Dexter ni serial killer yg bunuh org jahat
ahahaha paham tak?
he's a serial killer who kills serial killers
dan citer ni basically self-narration dan banyak flashback tunjuk camner Dexter became who he really is
citer polis-polis la jugak
setakat episod 6, citer pasal the ice-truck killer yg bunuh ramai org dengan dismembered magsa dia dengan tader darah langsung
ah mcm CSI sejibik, tapi fokus pada watak Dexter

aa paham tak?

Dexter Morgan
oh mamat giler nih
wahahaha
masa opening episod 1, tunjuk yg Dexter ni culek sorang laki dan bawak dia gi some place
Dexter tunjuk laki tu mayat2 yg dia dah korek balik, so officially aku tau laki tu jahat
memula expectation aku ingatkan Dexter ni typical polis atau somesort vigilante yg culek org jahat torture dia sampai org jahat tu ngaku dan kasik balik kat polis ala ala batman la wahahaha (oh aku bantai donlod tanpa baca sinopsis, aku blasah tengok dulu pasal tu kureng paham.. sebab kecoh giler jugak la pasal citer nih)
tapi fuckin' silap beb
dia gi BUNUH laki tu tanpa belas kesian
aku mcm waaaaaahhh kejap *blur* dot dot dot ...
pastu bila tunjuk flashback bapak angkat Dexter nih, confront anak dia pasal anjing jiran depa hilang dan dia jumpa bangkai anjing tu tertanam kat blakang umah dengan banyaaak bangkai binatang lain
so bapak dia dapat detek Dexter ni ada killer instinct, saiko, giler, dan ada tanda-tanda anak dia akan membesar jadi sorang saiko serial killer
bapak angkat dia ni kebetulan sorang polis, tapi dia sayang giler dengan Dexter nih
so dia develop satu cara untuk channel giler meroyan Dexter ni ke arah bende lain
dipendekkan citer, bapak dia ajar Dexter untuk bunuh org jahat jer, asalkan dapat satisfy kehendak Dexter nak bunuh org, orang jahat pun org jahat laaa asalkan aku dapat potong kepara itu orang
Dexter ni obsess dengan darah.. dan kebetulan pasal tu dia keje forensic
haa paham tak paham tak
TAPI...

org sumer tatau tau beneath all the ordinary guy-next doot exterior, sumer orang tatau, even adik angkat Dexter sendrik tatau abg dia ni actually serial killer
Dexter sangat pandai berpurak2 menjadi seorang yg normal
siap ada awek lagi tu wahahaha
aku nak citer pasal relationship dorang pun mcm sangat lawak la
takpe lah oanjang sangat klu aku citer sebab sebenarnya aku takleh citer pasal citer ni tanpa citer panjang2
sebab citer dia mmg panjang
klu nak citer pasal Dexter jer panjaaangg

kesimpulannyer bagi aku citer ni ok la.. besh jugak.. buleh layan
citer dia lain dari yg lain, nak kata hero tak jugak hero, nak kata jahat tak jugak
maybe ramai org takkan stuju dengan cara Dexter handle org jahat, malah sebab utama dia bunuh org jahat bukan pasal nak justice, sebab dia mmg suka bunuh org wahahaha
tapi bapak dia la besh... bapak dia la main peranan buat Dexter to become saiko yg baik walaupun hipokrit nak mampos

hensem jugak aku tengok wahahaha
aku tak kenal mamat ni yg berlakon Six Feet Under jadik gay tu
lain gilerrrr
oh Julie Benz, minah yg jadik Darla dalam Angel tu jadik awek saiko Dexter (sewel jugak watak minah nih)
dan yg jadik adik Dexter, Debra Morgan, minah yg berlakon The Exorcism of Emily Rose tu.. lain giler dia jadik polis yg suker mencarut wahahaha mulut mcm cibai siot.. wahahaha

aa tu jer kot
aku tak baper rekemen citer ni sebab agak berat dan aku tau ada antara korang susah nak trime citer berat
pastu banyak gore and blood la.. klu yg ada strong stomach atau dah biasa tengok CSI ngan SAW sambil makan nasik mcm aku tu, buleh ler tengok
klu yg lemah semangat sket mabuk darah ke apa, jgn aa.. wahahaha

tapi bagi aku citer ni mcm agak superb la, dan funny in unexpected places, byk one-liner yg funny, dan can't help but adore watak Dexter nih.. woot!

moral citer nih, mcm everything have something to hide, setiap org ada rasia depa sendrik
tapi citer ni takes exactly that to the extreme.. wahahaha..

aku buleh kasik 4 bintang

dan Michael C. Hall (hero) tu klu tahun depan punye Golden Globe atau Emmy dia tak at least kene nominate tatau la.. mmg patut menang laa.. Kiefer Sutherland main jauh2.. syohh
bloody brlliant.

Based on Jeff Lindsay's novel "Darkly Dreaming Dexter," this new crime thriller tells the story of a strange man named Dexter Morgan. Once an abused and abandoned child, Dexter is now a successful forensics pathologist...but lurking just beneath his charismatic personality is a terrible truth. Dexter has corralled his innate homicidal urges into a closely guarded second career: He hunts down and brutally murders those vicious criminals who have managed to avoid the clutches of the law.

information via TV.com

Imagine Me & You - a romantic movie, with a twist

i just saw a movie which quite ordinary, but really took my breath away.
furthermore, this is not an ordinary typical love story.
it's something with a twist.
and lesbians.

wey, seblom otak korang pk bende tak senonoh bile aku mensyen perkataan "lesbian" tu, aku nak cakap korang, citer ni rated PG-13 jer ye, sama jugak dengan spesifikasi U kat sini.
so no kinky stuff aa..

citer ni pasal sorang pompuan ni, Rachel (Piper Perabo, heroin Coyote Ugly, last seen in The Prestige) masa hari perkahwinan dia, dengan Heck (Matthew Goode, hero Chasing Liberty, Match Point) beshpren merangkap childhood sweetheart dia.
on the way to the aisle, dah nak kawen sangat-sangat tu, mata dia bertembung dalam lingkungan 2-3 saat dengan sorang pompuan lagi, Luce (Lena Heady, The Brother's Grimm) yg jadi florist masa majlis dorang..
jengjengjengg.. mcm ada spark.
malah masa aku tengok tu, aku sendrik mcm dorang ni ada zass chemistry.
tapi Rachel teruskan jer perkahwinan dia ngan Heck, sebab masa tu mcm tader pape la..
dan masa majlis tu jugak, dia berkenalan dengan Luce nih, dia rasa Luce ni mcm deja-vu la, someone yg dia penah kenal, blablabla.. chemistry yg aku citer tu..

oh aku lupa nak cakap. Luce ni mmg gay a.k.a lesbian
tapi dia tak nampak mcm lesbian
typical stereotyping dalam movie slalu tunjuk yang lesbo ni ala-ala tomboy kan, tapi Luce ni actually very very attractive, dan bagi aku sangat lawaaaa..
macam an older Keira Knightley, tapi lagi lawa lah hehe

so Rachel ni mcm sangat konfius la.. laki dia pulak suka nau berkawan dengan Luce nih..
Rachel lak dalam dendiam terasa something yg dia tak penah rasa selama bersama dengan Heck, mcm samting missing, tapi dia konfius sebab dia bukan gay, dan dia rasa bersalah sebab dia mcm cheated on her husband.

predictably, tau la end-up ngan sapa kan hehe
tapi bagi aku citer nih sangat besh, sangat sweet, sangat touching, sangat menarik..
ini ialah U-rated love story di antara 2 orang pompuan, which is not as typical as we thought.
maybe aku buleh katakan, something we've seen before but then again something different.
i could say, it's beautiful, honest and heartfelt story with an amazing performance, particularly from Piper Perabo.
oh mcm buleh rasa jer dia rasa camner..
dia konfius, dia rasa guilty conscience, mcm nak tapi tak buleh, nak jugak tapi kesian, tak buleh tapi nak.. uwaaaa.. tapi happy ending.. hehe

Brokeback Mountain adalah overrated gay totally pure sex so-called love story, tapi citer ni totally underrrated.
there's no kinky sex-scenes, no drugs, dan paling penting, these 2 women who both turn out to be lesbian may have actually come from families who weren't completely dysfunctional and who didn't "become lesbian" because of some traumatic childhood abuse from a family member.. mcm Hollywood slalu buat (Monster, Bound, yadda yadda.. huahhh)
oh i just looove British romantic movie, i.e Love Actually, Four Weddings & A Funeral, Bridget Jone's Diary, etc etc, mcm hepi jer tengok citer dorang.. wahahaha.. jewangg
it's like a You've Got Mail or Sleepless in Seattle but with lesbians.. wahahaha

citer ni tahun lepas (2005) mmg tak kuar wayang pon.
cari la di kedai Ah Chong yg berdekatan dengan anda ye..

anyways, watch it with an open mind, i warn you.
4 bintang, klu tak buleh jer kasik 5 bintang, tapi it would be much much better kalau Luce tu sorang laki yg sangat hensem ala-ala Colin Firth.. whoohooo!!

and its got nice soundtrack too.
lagu tema dia, Happy Together.. imagine me and you i do.. i dream about you day and night it's only right.. to think about the girl you love.. and hold you tight.. so happy togetheeerrrrrrr...