Bored to the death

saper yg baca HBP tu prasan tak yg Hermione ajak Ron gi Slughorn punya party tu and then apa jadi tah, Ron pissed-off dgn Hermione and ended-up kissing Lavendar Brown instead.
and then ada budak mana tah yg buat FF based on something happened in-between Hermione attacked Ron dgn canaries tu and before Slughorn party.
really really cute stuff, kalu x baca HBP mmg x paham..
aku just nak save link dia kat sini, though..


Last Man Standing

He lay flat on his back, pretending to take interest in Flying with the Cannons, but tonight his heart wasn't really in it.

Out of the corner of his eye, he watched Harry and Neville bustle about the dorm putting on their dress robes for the night ahead.

Ron Weasley was wearing a ratty old tee shirt and corduroy pants that had seen better days. His hair was messy from being pawed and tousled by a girl who had taken an interest in him like his sister took an interest in shoes.

At least a girl actually likes me, he thought dismally. That in itself is a bloody miracle. It's just not the right girl. He sighed into his book.

"All right, Ron?" asked Harry as he tied up his shoes.

"Yeah," mumbled Ron before going back to staring blankly at his book.

It's not my fault Lavender fancies me, his brain went on. Hermione sure doesn't, so why should she care that I'm off kissing someone? She did! Bloody Krum. No need for her to pitch a fit about it. What's her problem anyway? She's not the boss of me.

He knew immediately that this was not entirely true. He'd probably set fire to his new broomstick if she asked him to and he wouldn't second-guess it.

"Ready Neville?" asked Harry, derailing Ron's train of thought.

"Yeah, nearly. Just got to find my comb. Ah, there it is," replied Neville, retrieving his comb from a nearby shoe. "See you later, Ron."

"Bye," Ron said, without looking up.

"See ya, mate," Harry called as he left the dormitory.

"Say 'hi' to Loony for me," Ron yelled back.

Ron dropped the pretence of reading and letting the book fall to his chest, stared up at the canopy of his bed.

His fingers traced the scratch marks crisscrossing the large white scars that laced his arms, the scars that he had received in the Department of Mysteries.

I just can't win with her, he thought. The only proper attention I get is when she nags me about homework or when she's attacking me with bloody canaries – and now she says she's going out with that McLaggen git!

Thinking he heard the sound of footsteps coming up the stairs he picked up his book and quickly pretended to read. He didn't feel much like talking to Dean or Seamus.

A light knocking sound came to his ears and his heart leapt in his chest. Perhaps Hermione did want to go to Slughorn's party with him; after all, she had never actually said 'No'. Not in so many words at any rate.

"Won Won?"


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Movie Review

The Narnia Chronicles: The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe

aku sker aa Mr Tumnus tu sebut, "Spare 'Ooms" ngan "War Drobe" hehe

ok ok..
ni dari review seorg yg telah membaca bukunyer.
dan aku sgt puas ati.
dorg buleh dikatakan ambik sejibik-sejibik dari buku cuma ubah sesikit jer.
dan byk scene yg crucial dorg telah visualize-kan dgn jayanya.. hurey!!
aku sgt puas ati la jugak.

ok kalu aku nak bagi sinopsis ni aku tak reti nak karang ayat camner..
kalu sesaper yg x baca buku, mebi konfius mana datangnya dunia Narnia tu atau camner lak White Witch tu bleh konker Narnia?
tapi kal ikutkan pala majoriti penengok wayang, sumer bukan jenis otak analisis, main pakai tengoookkk jer.. pastu kuar bilik gelap yg bezakan satu citer tu ngan satu citer lain ialah antara "Best Giler", "Ok laa" dgn "Tak Best"..
Duhh.

ok ni citer 4 org adik-bradik la, Peter, Susan, Edmund ngan Lucy taim huru-hara WW2 kot ntah la depa x ckp, kene dok dgn sorg Profesor ni jauh dari parents dorg (kalu korg nak tau Profesor tu la salah sorg saksi yg menyaksikan bagaimana Narnia tu terjadi dan antara org yg pertama berkoresponden dengan Aslan).
So dorg terjebak dlm dunia Narnia ni dan dapat kalahkan White Witch Jadis dan tunaikan Prophercy dorg sebagai true rulers of Narnia.
lebeh kurang camtu la sinopsisnya.. huhu.. burok nau bahse aku

aa aku sgt suka watak Lucy, dlm buku pun dia mcm sgt charming dan cumel dan bijak.
mcm Peter tu mmg agak kalut sket aa, dia sebagai anak sulung dia nak protect adik-adik dia pastu dia lak mcm tak bebaper ada konfiden.
Susan lak dia ni tgk sumer benda dari segi logik sebab dia rasa dia paling smart.
Edmund lak, typical budak yg ada Middle-Child Syndrome, mmg attention-seeker, sgt annoying dan rasa mcm nak lempang jer.
dan pasal dia la Aslan tu sacrifice diri dia.. bodoh bangang punya budak..
part Aslan mati tu dalam buku dia citer lagi sadis wwooooo.. err.. aku keluag ayag mata la gak sket.. sebab mmg sadis wwwooooo...

aku rasa citer ni besh aa.. ok mcm bebudak, stended aa.. kalu baca buku citer dia pun tader la mcm teruja sgt, sebab buku dia pun buku bebudak.
cuma satu aura jer aku tak dapat - aura Aslan.
Aslan tu supposed to be this great great err something yg bila aku baca buku dia aku dapat rasa la keterreran dan kehebatan Aslan tu..
tapi agaknya Aslan dlm movie ni mcm sikit jer part dia, tu yg tak dpt rasa aura dia tu..

aa aku suka watak Fox tu sebab sore dia macho (sore Rupert Everett tu hehe) and then watak Mr Tumnus.. mcm sgt cumel kan..

aa aku sgt puas ati.. sgt sumer sebab citer ni menjadi aa.
tapi lain-lain kalu dari mata org yg tak baca buku mebi biasa jer kot, maybe they have seen it all kot, the effects, animal talking blablablabla.. seen that, done that..

for me definitely 4 bintang from 5 bintang.
good work, good adaptation.


King Kong

aa..
aaa..

something weird happened.
i don't know why but, never ever in my life i went to see a movie, even how bad the movie was, i NEVER EVER walked out from it.
i've waited and then write reviews about the pain and torture i've been through because that's one of the fun part of watching movies even the bad ones.

King Kong was supposed to be one of the main event of the year.
but somehow i felt a bit, i don't know.. mcm lagu Pudar tu kot ahahaha

giler babih.
dah la tiket dia 11 bucks.
aku tgk sampai Ann Darrow kene kidnap ngan Kong tu jer and then suddenly aku nekad, i stood up and i walked out, just like that.
maybe it's not a biggie deal for a regular movie-goer but for a movie-maniac like me, it's like OMG this is really a HUUUGE thing, especially a penny-pincher like me.
ye la dah la bayar mahal, and then just walked out like that? WTF?

aku pun tatau apsal aku buat camtu.
aku rasa tawar hati tetiba jer.
citer dia besh, aku suka character development dia, and maybe org lain akan cakap starting dia slow, tapi aku suka style Peter Jackson, dia buat keje very meticulously - aha sori aku tak reti nak cari perkataan lain lagi seswai huhu - but ntah la.. aku sewel kot ahaha

so maybe kalu aku rajin nanti aa aku gi tgk balik, tapi rasanya i just want to wait until the dvd comes out.
kalu duit tu aku gi tgk Harry Potter lagi pun besh huhu.. waaa terasa lak rugi..

entah

banyak benda yg berlaku setakat ini
tapi nak mengarang aku pun tak reti
apa-apa pun biar la aku simpan sendiri
menjadi rahsia dalam diari hati

aku dalam khayalan dunia aku sendiri
sekadar penghibur dan santapan rohani
hilang sedikit kegusaran dalam hati
kiri kanan depan belakang tertekan dgn masalah diri

aku seorg tiada dua tiga atau lapan juta
jarang ada teman penghilang segala duka
ada pun setakat dua tiga bukan lapan juta
yg lain datang pergi hanyalah sementara

doakan semoga diri aku terus tabah
tidak ditelan arus resah gundah
banyak lagi org lain yg lagi susah
kurang2 rezeki cukup untuk aku mentekedarah

addicted

i can't help it.
i'm addicted to this stuff.
skali minum buat diriku segar tak ngantuk sepanjang hari, kalu aku minum malam, jawapnyer sampai subuh la mata aku *blink* *blink*

Wicker Park

ni cite kedua yg betul-betul tinggalkan kesan kat aku lepas Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
citer dia mainly pasal obsession, lepas tu org mistaken obsession tu sebagai love, dan betul-betul jatuh cinta, and then pasal cinta, org tu sanggup buat apa saja, walaupun kat pandangan mata org lain, nampak mcm apa yg dibuat tu adalah giler dan saiko..

ada 3 watak utama.
1. Matthew
2. Lisa
3. Alex

Matthew tangkap chentan dengan Lisa masa pertama kali dia nampak Lisa.
dia describe Lisa ni sangat chantek, quote,
"She has this eyes and this skin.. makes me so..."
jadi dia suka Lisa sebab Lisa chantek, dan mmg dia chantek pun.
so Matthew ni mcm stalk la Lisa ni, ikut dia dari blakang, sekodeng dari jauh, angau sensorg, tapi akhirnya Lisa dpt track la jugak, ye la kalu ada org stalk, kambeng pun bleh perasan ye tak..
disebabkan Matthew ni pun agak hensem, dia ngan Lisa akhirnya ada love affair dan eventually fell in love.
satu hari, Matthew dpt tawaran keje jauh, so dia proposed Lisa nak move-in ngan dia kat New York, Lisa tak bagi jawapan cuma cakap kat Matthew dia nak jumpa kat satu tempat, pada satu masa yg ditetapkan.
Matthew pun pegi la, tunggu punya tunggu Lisa tak dtg, Lisa tak tinggal mesej, tader apa, pastu Matthew ni mcm ferast giler la.
so dalam 2 tahun lepas tu dia masih x dpt lupakan Lisa ni walaupun dia ada awek lain.
so satu hari dia mcm ternampak Lisa kat satu restoran ni, pastu dia stalk punya stalk, dia dpt track Lisa ni dan found out Lisa ni bukan Lisa dia yg dulu, tapi org lain, tapi nama Lisa.

oh mcm sangat saiko kan?

ok spoiler.
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Lisa yg baru ni sebenarnya Alex, member baik Lisa.
Alex ni biasa jer orgnya, tak la sechantek Lisa ni (tapi kalu stended pelakon Hollywood mmg la dia ni lawa kan, saper nak amek pelakon gemok hitam pendek jadi watak tak lawa kan ahahaha)

citer Alex ni plak, 2 tahun lepas, dia nampak Matthew somewhere and then fell in love at first sight ngan Matthew.
dia tak bleh nak bring herself untuk tegur Matthew ni, so dia just tengok dari jauh jer angau sensorg (tu yg mcm kene jer batang idung aku ni huhuhuu)
pastu masa ni jugak dia kawan baik ngan Lisa, so dia citer la ngan Lisa yg dia mcm suka kat satu mamat ni, tapi dia tak reti camner nak mulakan..
so, Alex ni tau yg Matthew ni keje sebagai photographer kat satu kedai kamera tu, so dia mcm buat trick la (hohoho ni betul-betul kene batang idung aku huhuhuu) dia purak-purak shoot gamba Lisa, gamba rumah dia blablabla, pastu kamera tu rosak, so mcm cari alasan aa nak hantar repair kedai gamba ye tak?
dan jengjengjengg..
masa dok repair kamera tu, Matthew ternampak la gamba Lisa kat kamera tu, dan jatuh chenta la dengan Lisa mcm aku citer kat atas..
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pastu Alex tau, pastu bermula la kesaikoan Alex dia pisahkan Matthew dengan Lisa tu sampai la dua tahun kemudian, Matthew balik kat situ, dan Alex nyamar jadi Lisa.

so kira Alex mmg giler babih aa tangakap chentan ngan Matthew tapi cikewa la sebab tetiba jer Matthew dapat kat Lisa.
mmg ferast giler aaaa.. arhhh aku sgt paham prasaan Alex aa..
mmg tak baik aa apa yg Alex buat, tapi kadang-kadang prasan chenta ni bleh buat orang buat mcm-mcm benda saiko, benda yg tak masuk akal, benda yg kalu kasik sejuta pun mmg takkan buat..
aa paham tak maksud aku.. huhu

Matthew dengan Lisa jadi victim la, tapi ramai org akan salahkan Alex atas apa yg dia dah buat tapi mcm kesian plak last-last tu bila Alex confess sumer..

oh citer ni ok aa.. mmg agak saiko
aku dapat feel aa citer ni, tapi tader la aku penah buat naya kat org mcmmana yg Alex buat, tapi aku sgt paham aa prasaan Alex.. mentang-mentang Alex ni tak bebaper lawa..
mcm ada quote kot, Alex cakap, mcm dia ni biasa jer, pasal tu Matthew tak prasan dia..

tapi maybe pasal takdir dan jodoh gak kot, kalau dah meant to be ngan org tu, tader dah org lain kecuali kalau kita sendiri yg ubah outcome takdir tu.. aa paham tak hehe..
mcm kes Matthew ngan Lisa, yg pisahkan dorg org ketiga, dorg tak buat pape pun, tapi last-last dorg together jugak (oopss spoiler), kira apa pun terjadi dorg tetap bersama gak huhuhuu

ok la citer ni
Josh Hartnett hensem la huhu
selain dari tu 3.5 bintang

GoF funniest moments

wahahahaha
bila aku tingat balik, saya mahu gelak goleng goleng wahahahaha

ok kat sini aku nak listkan scene dalam GoF yang buat aku mcm nak tercabut urat usus aku wahahaha

1. masa Hermione kejutkan Harry and Ron kat The Burrow, part yg Ron cakap "Bloody hell.." tu wahahaha.. apsal la muka dia camtu aa?
2. prasan tak Filch lari camner? ahahahahahahaaa!!! adoi saket perot aku ahahahaha!!
3. pastu masa bebudak Beauxbaton masuk tu, Ron cakap, "Bloody hell.." lagi ahahaha
4. masa McGonagall ngan Ron nak menari tu.. "Now Weasley, place your right hand on my waist.." pastu Ron buat la ekspesi mangkuk hayun dia tu, "Where?" ahahahahaha
5. Masa Fred ajak Angelina gi Yule Ball tu.. mmg classic moment aa.. dlm buku pun lawak gak, tapi movie version pun lawak giler ahahaha
6. aha!! masa kat study hall tu, baper kali Harry ngan Ron kene sekeh dengan Snape.. ahahahaha!! part last masa Snape lipat lengan baju dia tu mmg giler babih aa lawak ahahaha
7. Harry dengan Moaning Myrtle dalam air tu.. ahahaha.. menggedik giler Myrtle tu ahahahahahaa
8. Neville: "OMG I killed Harry Potter!!"
9. Ron lepas kene papah ngan Ginny sebab dia ajak Fleur gi Yule Ball ahahaha.. jap jap aku nak igt balik..
   
   Ginny Weasley: He just asked Fleur Delacour to the ball. Actually he sort of screamed at her. It was a bit frightening.
   Harry: What did he do next?
   Ron: What else? I ran for it!
   Harry: Well did she say yes?
   Hermione: Of course not! Don't be stupid!
   -pastu Ron mcm berbunyik something, pastu Hermione cakap, "Oh no! She said yes??"
   ahahahahahaha
   
10. Masa twins tu cuba nak masukkan nama dorg dalam goblet tu..
    
    Hermione: It's not going to woooork....
    Fred: Oh yeah?
    George: And why is that, Granger?
    Hermione: You see this? This is an Age Line. Dumbledore drew it himself.
    Fred: So?
    Hermione: So, a genius like Dumbledore couldn't possibly be fooled by thing as pathetically dim-witted as an Aging Potion.
    Fred: Ah, but that's why it's so brilliant.
    George: Cause it's so pathetically dim-witted.
    
    pastu bila dorg masukkan nama tu dorg sesama kata, "yeaahhh..." ahahahahaaa
    
    
11. masa Ron kene pakai dia punya dress robes tu, siap cium ketiak tu, "I smell like Great-Aunt Tessa..." ahahahahahaa.. pastu dia dgn muka-muka tu cakap, "Murder me Harry.." ahahahahaha
12. part ni.. ahahaha.. aku rasa kalu org tak prasan, kira tak funee la kot..
    
    McGonagall: The house of Godric Gryffindor has been a beacon in the wizarding world for nearly 10 centuries, and I will not have you besmirching it in one night by acting like a babbling, bumbling bunch of baboons.
    Fred: Try saying that five times fast.
    George: Babbling, bumbling bunch of baboons.
    Fred: Babbling, bumbling bunch of baboons.

kalu aku tulis sumer mcm aku tulis satu movie la ahahahaha
mmg this movie cracks me up..
aku suka sgt sebab watak-watak yg kene ignore slama ni dpt byk scene, contoh mcm Ginny byk dpt lines walaupun sebenarnya watak dia tader la penting sgt, and then F&G Weasley pun byk lines..
cuma Draco Malfoy (wuhuu sungguh macho dia skang) selain dari ferret scene tu dia tader pape sgt..

aa betul la sapa tah kata movie ni mcm byk yg hensem-hensem..
cuma kat mata aku Cedric Diggory tu (tak mcm la sehensem mcm didescribekan dlm buku) mcm bapuk siam..
tapi Krum mcm sgt macho la ahahaha.
Ron pun aku rasa dia mcm agak hensem aa skang..
Draco pun oh dah besar budak ni skang huhu

aku rasa aku gi tgk lagi laaa
dvd dia kuar bulan April 2006 oh lamanya lagiii..

Seken round wahahaha

aku nak maki skett si babih babih tonyok yg dok depan dengan blakang aku kat dalam wayang tu..
terutama skali babih tonyok yg jantan ngan betina yg dok blakang aku..
dari mula citer setat sampai abis, dorg dok potpetpotpet jadi tukang citer tader gaji, every scene dorg gi citer.. arhh tensyennyer aku..
dah la memekak, dekat part yg besh besh dorg lagi bising..
contoh la masa Quidditch World Cup tu, dah la aku tgh nak kosentret part Krum tu buat aksi yang menggetarkan jiwa raga aku tu, dorg buleh pakat citer, "eh dia buat pusing-pusing la.." pastu yg pompuan tanya, "tu sape?", yg laki tu jawap, "ala tu la yang nanti masuk pertandingan tu.. blablablabla.." haa camni la sampai citer tu abis!!

masa fest taim aku cakap kekuat, "Syhhhh!!" dorg diam, pastu memekak balik..
seken taim, aku toleh blakang, "dik boleh tolong diam tak?" ok dorg diam la kejap dalam 18 saat
kali ketiga.. masa Harry kene kejar ngan Hungarian Horntail tu, tgh crucial giler scene tu, aku nak konsentretttttttt arhh.. aku toleh blakang, "oi! diam la oii.."
kali ni dorg dah buat tatau jer ngan aku
kimak babih betul tonyok 2 ekor nih, dah muka masing-masing mcm dak skolah form 4..
kali keempat, aku sound lagi, "korg tak bleh diam ke??" dorg diam tapi pastu bising balik.. waaaaaa... apa nih? aku cakap bahse siam ke afrika ke atau aku mengembek ke yg dorg tak paham?
pastu aku ignore jer aa sound efek terlebeh makan budu tu (aku dengar slang klantan), pastu org bawah terus diam agaknya lepas aku dok sound-sound budak atas..
yg mamat yg dok sebelah aku ni pun gelak jer lebeh, tapi pondan siam betul tak sound la plak babih tonyok kat blakang kitorg nih..

aku dok pk aa, ada gak ye babih babih tonyok ulu sesat yg tak reti behave kat tempat public..
mak dorg tak ajar ke supan santun budi bahasa?
kalu cakap selo takper, aku rasa separuh wayang tu dengar sore dorg..
setiap scene dorang narrated korg pun mesti rasa annoying giler..
eiii.. kambeng kabaret sekor, kambeng tader telor sekor.. padan la dua-dua ekor ni kapel!!!

setau aku kalu kat tempat org putih, kalu ada yg misbehaving kat public, kita buleh komplen and then staff kat situ ada hak untuk halau dorg..
kat mesia nak buat camtu? wakluuuuuuu
ahh tader masa aa aku nak kuar cari staf TGV nak komplen, aku yg baya soploh hengget, tokey TGV yg kembong perot..

oh nanti aku ada byk lagi komen pasal GoF wuhuu.. nampaknya third round bakal menanti bersama-sama Narnia wahahaha..
oh my Bulgarian Bon Bon

aku officially kene sort

aku dok buat quiz slalu dapat Hufflepuff.
byk quiz dari yg stupid bodoh sampai la soklan susah giler, mmg aku dapat Hufflepuff..
mmg seswai pun ngan aku, tapi aku buat official sorting untuk term Hogwarts yg baru (semlm 1 Dec ikut taim omputeh) aku dapat Ravenclaw la plaakkk
ish kambeng btoll



aku tak sker Ravenclaw sangat, better aku masuk Slytherin aa
Ravenclaw mcm berlagak pandai jer sumer
tapi at least Luna Lovegood dlm Ravenclaw, ala la jugak kawan aku ahahah
"Wit beyond measure is a man's greatest treasure..." - Luna Lovegood, The Order of the Phoenix

sat aku susun sumer House ikut kepahaman aku ~edited

Gryffindor - yang berani tapi bodo (tgk la Harry masa Task 2, kalu dia tak slamatkan Gabrielle pun takper.. duhh)
Slytherin - pentingkan diri sendrik, berlagak mcm bagus.. podahh
Ravenclaw - berlagak pandai, prasan pandai, nerds
Hufflepuff- skema, baik sgt, pastu slalu kene pijak

hoho!